(2x with drums)     

Boat drinks, Boys in the band ordered boat drinks

Visitors scored on the home rink

Everything seems to be wrong

Lately, newspapers mentioned cheap airfare

I gotta fly to St. Somewhere

I'm close to bodily harm

20 degrees and the hockey game's on

Nobody cares, they're way too far gone, screaming

Boat drinks, something to keep 'em all warm

This morning I shot six holes in my freezer

I think I've got cabin fever

Somebody sound the alarm

I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow

Would you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott

Any old place here on Earth or in space

You pick the century, I'll pick the spot

Instrumental

But I know I should be leaving this climate

I've got a verse but can't rhyme it

I gotta go where it's warm

Boat drinks, Waitress, I need two more boat drinks

Then I'm heading south 'fore my dream shrinks

I gotta go where it's warm ... I gotta go where it's warm

I gotta go where it's WARM!

I gotta go where there ain't any snow

Where there ain't any blow,

'cause my fins sink so low

I gotta go where it's warm